Piss Muffin
slang for v-g-n-
i can’t wait for my wife to get home, so i can finger and taste her p-ss m-ffin!
c-ntpussv-g-n-kittyp-ssygash
a word used when attempting to insult someone, even though there are really no hard feelings
why did you eat my brownie you p-ssm-ffin?!
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