Piss on your chips
putting a dampner on something
i don’t want to p-ss on yer chips mate but i’ve already thrown one up ‘er.
(in honour of matt ross)
2 more definitions
the correct definition of this expression is to really mess something up for yourself (rather than for someone else) with an unnecessary and/or stupid act.
the key is that it is self-inflicted and therefore has a different meaning to “p-ss on your bonfire” or “rain on your parade” which refer to generally spoiling or putting a dampener on something for someone else.
the origin of the expression is from the scenario in the uk of a guy buying some takeaway chips (french fries for any us readers) after an evening’s drinking.
finding that he then needs a p-ss on the way home, the inebriated guy finds a quiet spot somewhere then and puts his chips on the ground nearby while he relieves himself. in his drunken state he then accidentally p-sses on his chips, thus depriving himself of his meal through his own carelessness and stupidity.
the expression is particularly applicable for a celebrity who has badly damaged his/or her career because of a needless personal transgression.
“way to p-ss on your chips, tiger!” (overheard at the us masters)
to p-ss on ones chips.
applicable in the context of a internet discussion forum where impostering has taken place.
the impostering forummer then forgets to revert back to their personal moniker and makes a separate post which may or may not be such that their true ident-ty is revealed.
see also: p-ssage, chips; poyc.
that m-ssive cup vegas just p-ssed on his chips.
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