Piss Patch


the wet spot in the crotch area of a guy’s pants when he rushes the process of urination, tucking it back in before fully drained. the resulting after-dribble causes a tell tale wet spot, or p-ss patch.
dave came out of the bathroom at the party with a p-ss patch on the front of his pants, resulting in the creation of his new nickname, “p-ss patch boy”.

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