piss proud
a term to describe waking up with a b-n-r. see also morning glory
simon: whoa dude, what’s going on under your sleeping bag?
dave: huh, what do you mean?
simon: it looks like you’ve got a tent pole on the go!
dave: oh sh-t, i’ve got p-ss proud mate!
1. being full of bravado with no real substance.
2. boastful, without the b-ll-cks to back up their boasts
1 he’s so p-ssproud, but can he fight?
2. ignore him, he’s just p-ssproud, he can’t really do anything.
a slang term for having a penile erection caused by an overfull urinary bladder. it is a condition typical of the early morning. aka “morning wood”
i was so p-ssproud the next morning, i had beth rub one out.
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