pissbaby
n. not unlike a crybaby, but where a crybaby cries out of sadness, fear, or pain, a p-ssbaby p-sses on things out of anger. a p-ssbaby is:
1. a person who becomes irrationally angry at being denied something they feel ent-tled to, even when they aren’t.
2. a person who receives something they want, and immediately becomes irrationally angry at its perceived flaws while ignoring that it still has the qualities that made them want it in the first place.
“if she was really an ugly sk-nk, you wouldn’t have asked for her number. you’re being a p-ssbaby.”
“you just said the cast for the movie adaptation of your favorite book is perfect, but you’ve been complaining all night because it had a nickelback song in the soundtrack. you’re being a p-ssbaby.”
2 more definitions
a guy who plays around, in his own p-ss like its a slip and slide waiting for his diper to get changed (aka you to change his life) but when you go to help him he acts like he a grown man when he far from it.
ex: friend 1 – “oh look who texted me (insert name) hes on drugs by the river and says hes leaving town”
friend 2 – “oh you mean the p-ss baby?”
someone who was p-ssed on as a child. typically, once a child is urinated on, a plaque (a “p-ssbaby plaque”) stating the name of the child, the time and day it was p-ssed on and by whom is riveted to its back. p-ssing on a young child renders them mentally r-t-rded and greasy in complexion.
“hey joe, let me see your p-ssbaby plaque! i’ve gotta see who made you this dumb!”
“that guy is f-cking dumb, he must be a p-ssbaby”
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