Pissbraid
a collection of longer than average growler hairs that have clumped themselves together in a braid-like formation to direct the flow of urine out of the v-g-n-. this disgusting hair formation stays clumped together even once the braid has dried and can cause extreme awkwardness during the exploratory phase of c-n-l-ng-s.
i went down on this 48 year old woman from the bar last weekend and she had the most intense and disgusting p-ssbraid i’ve ever seen.
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