pisscan

\pis’kan\ (n.) a somewhat vulgar slang term for a wall-mounted porcelain urinal.
hey, i need to use the f’ing p-sscan before we leave!!!
alcoholic, person who drinks a lot
i can’t believe she drank all that vodka, she’s a right p-sscan.
a p-ss can is an individual who drinks alcohol excessively, usually at weekends, and sees this as the only way to spend free time. p-ss can’s are shallow individuals, with few (often no) hobbies and extremely shallow personalities. p-ss can’s also lack basic social interaction skills, often unable to hold good conversation or carry themselves well when sober and generally have poor personal hygiene without realising this. naturally, p-ss can’s struggle to hold down jobs, often staying in a position for 12-18 months best case scenario with an average stay per job of 6-9 months. p-ss can’s often look down their noses at more inteligent, confident, articulate or fun individuals who choose to live a more premium life without a heavy alcohol instake and p-ss can’s describe such individuals as “boring”.

once p-ss can’s turn 40 and fewer p-ss can’s remain for them to re-ssure themselves with, they become known as alcoholics.
“—– used to be a cool dude, now he’s just a p-ss can”
“he wont be able to, he’s a p-ss can”
“let’s get p-ssed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”