pissed as a fart
being completely off your face, so much so that you fart uncontrollably
eh will, i must’ve been p-ssed as a fart on friday, i tried to rugby tackle martin in the pub!
1 more definition
absolutely w-nkered drunk. unable to communicate effectively, sometimes through laughter and farts.
“jaysus sarah, i was doing handstands last night in the pub, i was p-ssed as a fart!!”
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