pissed off penguin
when a woman is giving her lover oral s-x, as the man begins to enter his climax the woman removes her mouth from the said man and walks away casually leaving the man completely unsatisfied. as he urgently rushes towards her with his pants at his ankles she turns around and smiles at him as he wobbles towards her only to fall down from tripping over his own drawers
woman:
man: ohh yeah b-tch
woman:
man: extends arms, and wobbles towards her
woman: ha ha look at the p-ssed off penguin!
man:
woman: call me a b-tch again n-gg-r.
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