pissed off pirate
while having s-xual intercourse with a female, the male pulls out and -j-c-l-t-s in the woman’s eye. simultaneously, he stomps on the woman’s foot. this causes the female to hop on one leg while covering her eye like a p-ssed off pirate.
origin: latin
i gave her a p-ssed off pirate
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