pissometer


noun: a cat’s tail when it gets scared or mad. the larger the tail, the more p-ssed off he is. one can also measure the state of the p-ssometer by how long it takes for the tail to get back to it’s normal size.
a halloween cat has one h-lluva p-ssometer.

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