Pistoling
verb:
when a man kneels between a woman’s open legs, makes a pistol shape with both hands, and proceeds to rapidly jackhammer her p-ssy with the tightly clasped hands. once mastered, a true pistoler will reap rewards by stimulating the cl-toris with the repet-tive and frantic ‘c-cking’ of the pistol with his powerful thumbs.
note: the pistol can be single, double, triple or even quadruple-barreled depending on the level of p-ssy gapage.
bro 1: “dude, you’re walking kinda’ funny, is something up with your back?”
bro 2: “yeah man, it’s killing me, i was hunched over some sl-t’s p-ssy pistoling her all last night”
bro 1: “loose times player, drinks on me tonight”
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girl 1: “how’s your p-ssy this morning?”
girl 2: “it’s a complete mess, that’s the last time i let some random guy quadruple-barreled pistol me!”
a person’s ability to consistently kill with a handgun.
someone’s skill with a handgun.
using a handgun in battle.
random noob: you are garbage, you are only pistoling me.
leet player: still can’t hit a thing with those rockets huh?
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