Pistolita
a mythical figure in w. kendall, fla., believed to be half man, half killing machine. fully trained in mortal combat, explosives, stealth tactics, and hostage negotiation.
pistolita is fully armed at all times with an -rs-nal ranging from a .357 magnum to pineapple grenades. pistolita has never been seen consuming food and it is believed by many that pistolita is fueled by s-x and alcohol.
pistolita is able to attack by air and sea and has been known to conduct underwater demolitions in w. kendall c-n-ls.
i heard that scene from terminator where arnold took on the lapd was based on the summer of 1989 shoot out between pistolita and the hammocks police.
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