pit nutter

a person who–despite all the bad media coverage–believes that the pit bull is a fine, n-ble animal, and bases this belief on nothing more concrete than the observation of pit bulls playing, clowning, and licking people into joyful submission. pit bulls provide pit nutters with unconditional love, which pit nutters repay by treating the dogs like the royalty they are.
q: what do you get when you give a pit bull to a lonely person?

a: an ecstatic pit nutter.
the hallmark trait of the pit nutter is their unwillingness to accept the genetic heritage of the pit bulldog (it’s all how you raise ‘em!) or their inability to see the death and destruction their pit bulldogs create as anything other than collateral damage that the rest of society must absorb so that the pit nutter can enjoy the freedom of owning a killing machine.
pit nutters often dress their dogs up in tutus, hitting the streets and forcing them upon the non-pit nutter population in an attempt to indoctrinate others, not unlike religious cults.
oh sh-t, here comes another pit nutter. hide your children before they get their faces torn off.
a poor label for people who actually care about this special breed of dogs. pit bulls can be man’s loving and faithful best friend if treated right. the people given this label often work with rescue groups to save innocent dogs from a holocaust of their own. many pit bulls die every year because of mankind, the term “pit nutter” has been given to those who save countless lives. many saved pit bulls have gone on to become therapy dogs, registered canine good citizens with akc, and amazing additions to families all over.
“what a beautiful dog you have, what kind is she?”

“she’s a pit bull we rescued from a high kill shelter.”

“so then are you a pit nutter?”

“if you mean someone who rescues dogs from judgement of the ignorant, then yes i love this breed. i believe any dog of any breed can be good or bad, it all depends on the owner.”
“pit nutter” refers to individuals or groups who purposely seek out online media portraying dogs known as “pit bulls” for the sole purpose of maniacally posting faulty data in an effort to undermine animal advocates and fans.

pit nutters frequently employ biased opinions disguised as studies by other anti-animal groups as a means of furthering their agenda, which is unclear beyond wanting dogs that look a certain way (since “pitbull” isn’t an actual breed) to be annihilated.
that poor pit nutter got b-tt-hurt when i posted seventeen scientific studies showing that dogs referred to as “pit bulls” are not genetically predisposed to violence.