pit stop
having to go to the bathroom. used when travelling in a car and requesting the driver to stop at a restroom.
i drank too much water before we left that now i need a pit stop
when a man is riding his partner (much like a car) and his rubber breaks (much like a tire) so a third party member runs in, changes his rubber in a jiffy (record being 0.88 seconds) and the man then resumes riding.
josh: dude i superman’d that hoe last night!
alek: that’s so 2000’s. it’s the new decade, we pit stop them hoes.
quick dump, also known as a toilet stop or downloading
just gotta make a quick pitstop, be right back.
when you do a quick sniff of your armpits to make sure you don’t have b.o. people often make pit stops after going to the gym, being extremely close to other people, or on hot days.
i just made a pit stop to make sure that i didn’t need to reapply deodorant.
when someone tries to subtly smells their armpits, often in public, to see if they smell
person a: (pitstops)
person b: dude if you’re gonna pitstop in public at least be more subtle about it
tiny pr-ckles of hair on the armpit that have grown back after shave.(mostly used when talking about wemon)
she was hot, exsept she had some m-ssive pitstop so i didn’t add her on mysp-ce.
the act of having s-xual intercourse by placing the p-n-s in the armpit of a woman and thrusting back and forth.
this chick was on her period so she gave me the best pit stop!
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