pitch a tent
to have an erection while lying down so that the sheets covering you pop up like a tent with a pole in the middle.
peter: “wanna go camping this weekend?”
quagmire: “the only tent i’m gonna be pitching this weekend is…well you see where i’m going with this one…awwwwwww riiiight!”
to strike a b-n-r
whenever shallon walks by, they all pitch a tent.
to have an erection large enought to lift your trousers to a tent like shape.pitch-a-tent, pitched-a-tent, pitching-a-tent,pitches-a-tent
he loves doing it so much he pitches-a-tent everytime he thinks of it! dont start pitching-a-tent in public! of course he likes p-rn, i bet he has pitched-a-tent loads of times! d-mn shes so hot, she makes me pitch-a-tent everytime i see her!
a phrase used to introduce into a conversation a s-xual reference by using camping euphemisms. this method is usually used by trombonists with the name des who, due to their constant right-handed pumping action on “the bone” have an inherent inability to manage their s-xual innuendo.
i think i’ll pitch a tent in that car park over there. (where car park may refer to an unusually large or cavernous playing area).
to pop a wood causing one’s pants to rise up resembling a tent.
“when i saw her bend over in that short skirt, i had to sit down and pitch a tent.”
to do up “a tent” (one tenth of a gram or 100 mg) of heroin (usually about three tickets).
i’m curious if anyone else has heard or uses this one.
whadya say we take these tickets back to the house and pitch a tent?
to withold marijuana (in joint, blunt, or smoking device form) that is circulating a group of people, for an extended period of time.
“hey marcus, what’re you doing, pitching a tent over there? p-ss the l!”
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