Pitch Count
a euphemism used to measure levels of drunkenness. taken from baseball.
low pitch count: buzzed, can continue to imbibe for a long time.
high pitch count: smashed, high risk of being pulled from the game.
there are 8 stops on this bar crawl so i can’t let my pitch count get too high early on.
Read Also:
- pizumptious
the art of having total control over the ladys being an absolute s-x magnet making all girls want you and taking your pick from them developing skills to benefit from on this system of pizumptious mike:that kid gary is so pizumptious tyler:yeah he gets alll the ladys
- Plagueis
is the best scenario designer of all time. i wish i could be honored with his presence. plagueis is unbeatable.
- Plankin
the art of lying facedown in unusual public places & photgraphing it. the game is judged on creativity & difficulty. steve: i saw some crazy kids laying down on the top of my car while his friends took pictures. bobby: man, chill out. they were just plankin. hanging out, chillin’ the word could also be […]
- Plano Girl
girls that wear way too much eyeliner and white shimmery eyeshadow. with greasy hi-lighted hair with bad roots in a cheesy high ponytail with a bow made out of cheap ribbon. they walk around northpark mall in dallas with their light wash abercrombie kids jeans with rips over their knees and hollister/aeropostale/american eagle shirts with […]
- Plant Potting
when you sh-t in a girls mouth then stick your d-ck in as if you are planting seed. he stew, i plant potting your mum last night. she didn’t even gag! s-xual act involving two individuals, one male: one partner will try and cram the male partners genitals (both p-n-s and t-st-cl-s) into their mouth, […]