pitch hitter
someone whom you have random s-x
i’m calling a pitch hitter tonight…
when the v-g-n- is out of commission from her period and the man asks to subst-tute with her -sshole instead.
due to the monthly vistor, her boyfriend asked for the pitch hitter.
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