pitch-in pride perker
pitch-in pride perker is a person who “sacrifices” themselves at pitch-in dinners. at a pitch-in dinner someone always brings in something that looks or sounds terrible, they are the ones who take a slice so the person who brought it doesn’t know that their food is gross.
johnny – ” what the h-ll is that pile of cr-p over on that platter?”
alan – ” that is my grandma’s “pig intestines stuffed with gopher milk. i am taking a slice just so granny doesn’t start crying. i won’t eat it, just remove it from the platter and throw it away.
johnny- man you are one “pitch-in pride perker”, i wish i could be more like you.
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