Pitch-off
is performed when a man -j-c-l-t-s into his hand and pitches directly into the face of a woman. it is especially satisfying if the woman is completely caught off guard by the throw. also called around the horn.
my girlfriend and i got into a terrible fight. she said i didn’t surprise her anymore. i felt bad and treated her to a pitch-off. she did not seem to understand my gift. so i hit her in the face.
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