pitchfork in the saddle
when something bad happens that is antic-p-ted. consequence of an action that was obvious.
john: i drank to much coffee and smoked a pack of cigarettes after eating at jack in the box and then i cr-ped my pants.
jill: that’s the pitchfork in the saddle.
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