pitchfork’d

the adjective of the website known as pitchforkmedia.com.

1) if a friend is talking about an alb-m like its the greatest record ever, and you are an indie hipster with all the knowledge of music and its effects on society, than an important factor on you listening to this alb-m is to find out if the alb-m is good enough to be pitchfork’d.

2) the resulting aspect of an ep/lp once it has been processed through the rigorous critique and -n-lysis of the pitchfork’s reviewers.
friend 1: so i listened to kid sam’s self t-tled record last week, it was f-cking incredible.

friend 2:
has it been pitchfork’d?

friend 1: no. what the h-ll is pitchfork?

friend 2: well it’s not worth listening to.
being on the receiving end of pointy pitchfork.
this is what you’re bound to get if you mess someone from the south.
known to be 2 to 6 times as effective as stabbing someone. the degree of effectiveness depends on the number, sp-cing and length of the tines on the pitchfork.
dude 1: “dude, what’s that sticking out of your back?”
dude 2: “my sorry -ss got pitchfork’d!”