pitchforked
when you’re invited to a friend’s house for under false pretenses of “tea and jam”, but when you get there, you’re friend starts breaking out the p-rn, proceeding to get their “freak on”, and encouraging you to do the same.
ingrid: how’d lunch go at sam’s.
ella: i was pitchforked. i don’t want to talk about it.
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