Pittman
when you go to eat out a girl v-g-n- and somehow manage to end up eating her b-tthole instead.
yo, josh was so drunk last night, he pulled a pittman on gina!
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a moronic decision involving the ruthless advancement of your already tattered yet gigantic ego. a way of acting which is superiorly ignorant and blind to any abstract ways of thinking except how cool cartoons are when you are high.
ie a bonehead move.
ie incarcerating yourself in a life of short term happiness and dead end goals which will result in heavy drug use and alcoholism once your wife hits 300lbs and starts beating your -ss with a broomstick.
good job sh-tface, way to pull a pittman you stupid c-ck loving blockheaded piece of sh-t -sswiping tampon sucking mongrel of white n-gg-rs p-ss stained d-ck biscuit licking fart biter. you should go eat your girlfriends sh-t and lick her -ss clean like the hermaphroditic pansy b-tch that you are. while youre at it, you should go buy me some condoms so i can f-ck your girlfriend in your mothers bed and video tape it so i can play it at your wedding reception while you hide in the closet and sh-t your pants on purpose, f-ckbag.
your head is go godd-mn big and square, you could wear a cardboard box as a fitted hat you lame nipple sniffing man t-rd. why dont you go dream about molesting your girlfriends boyfriend and beat off with a pencil sharpener.
…see that man trying to devour his own leg? hes pulling a pittman.
(v) to leave a friendly engagement very early due to the influence of time, patience, or other partic-p-nts.
rob was upset that the kids at the park weren’t going to share the basketball court, so he pittmanned out of there and went home in tears.
n. a person who has a fetish for armpit order and/or hair.
hayden loved european women because he was such a pittman.
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