Pittsburgh Turdtop
the act of bringing one’s laptop, netbook or tablet into the bathroom to use while taking a sh-t.
this act is called a ‘pittsburgh’ t-rdtop due to the fact that most people in the city of pittsburgh eat a diet that is less healthy than those in other major cities, therefore spend more time in the bathroom. to make up for the lapse in productivity, the laptop is brought into the bathroom during defecation and is a generally accepted behavior in pittsburgh.
for some pittsburghers, this is the only time the laptop is taken off the charger.
after a night out to eat at fat heads or primanti brothers, a person may take a pittsburgh t-rdtop for some entertainment while -ss-chaos is sure to ensue.
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