Pitty Patty
a game involving a large inmate and a willing/unwilling fresh inmate. it is a form of initiation into the jail community. the game generally consists but is not limited to foreplay, mushroom stamping, cuddling, intercourse, and pillow talk.
there is never a distinct winner or end to the game, but the new inmate is always the loser.
looks like we have a new player for pitty patty
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