pitwich
an event which occurs when someone attempts to wax his or her armpits and discovers they have used the wrong kind of wax, resulting in a situation in which the arm is stuck to the side of one’s body. it was first discovered by one manwich alway, prior to her matriculation at yale university.
you might think yale kids are too smart to get a pitwich. apparently, you’d be wrong.
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