Pity Cookie
a virtual “reward” you can give someone whom annoyingly complains about situations in their life that either lack merit or they are doing so to derive unnecessary sympathy.
person who is complaining: “i’m way p-ssed off man…my dad is buying me a new bmw for my birthday when i specifically asked for a ferrari!”
annoyed friend: “wow…that really sucks. how ’bout i warm up the oven and bake you some f-cking pity cookies then!”
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