pity penis
when a guy tries to get you to feel sorry for his p-n-s saying he has blue b-lls or that he hasn’t been laid in a year. he trys to get you to pity his p-n-s so you will f-ck him.
girl#1: jack tried to pity p-n-s me into f-cking him again.
girl#2:what a loser, you didn’t did you?
girl#1: h-ll no!
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