Pity Profiling


when someone who has no friends makes a facebook profile. they have no friends to add on facebook, so therefore they make fake profiles on facebook to add as “friends”, so it doesn’t look like they don’t have friends in real life.

it also works if a girl/boy makes a fake profile to be in a relationship with on facebook, or if a boy/girl adds random people just to have friends.
how come she suddenly has lots of friends on facebook? last time i checked she had like, two friends. i bet she’s pity profiling.

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