pixeldick
person whose only real physical activity or brush with danger occurs in mmorpgs. typically chooses a heroic online name and persona, but could’nt do a pushup in real life.
grundar bonebreaker? i know that geek offline. he got beat up by the treaurer of the girl’s chess club. what a pixeld-ck.
an online std, caught from engaging in cybers-x with promiscuous partners.
i was cybering with shecat last night, when i saw a real pic of her irl i caught pixel d-ck.
the digital image of a small p-n-s.
brett favre: yo, u wanna see something cool?
jenn: okay.
brett favre: do u think i’m s-xy?
brett favre: r u there?
jenn: rofl it’s so tiny it’s a pixel d-ck!
brett favre: 🙁
brett favre now appears offline.
when you’re d-ck isn’t even as big as a pixel.
“yo dude, did you see jerry? he’s got a pixel d-ck”
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