pixie dust


a yummy combination of ketamine and liquid acid
simply add a drop of sid to 1g of k
and stir it around…and there you go
“peter got some pixie dust off those hippies and now he thinks hes a pixie!!yay!!”
the powder left in a baggy from a hit of xtc
i cant wait to have some happy thoughts gimme the pixie dust so i can fly
something magical that can be used to make yourself better after having to deal with stupid toronto.

or to explain something you did without actually explaining.
hey, how did you do that?

i used pixie dust… obviously.
s-m-n.
pixie dust comes from the magical wand.
when a man -j-c-l-t-s in his own hand, and then flings it on another person.
she p-ssed out before i could finish, so i pixie dusted her and took off.
p-ssing gas while someone is giving you a bl-wj-b!
i had to spread a little pixie dust last night while my girl gave me a bj.
after picking one’s nose, one may have an an acc-mulation of human mucus on their finger. in order to remove this crusty vittle from one’s digit, a simple rubbing action between index finger and thumb will often remove the little b-gg-rs. if done properly, the release of boogers should be done with your arm extended from the body so as to not have any dried snot or “pixie dust” fall on you or someone near you. the removal of this m-ss of solid mucus can also be done while driving, but the “pixie dust” should be released while one’s arm is extended out of the window so that the vehicle’s carpet is not tainted.
marty: “man, you must have a cold, huh?”
andy: “yeah, how’d you know?”
marty: “i see you diggin’ away up there and spreading your pixie dust like it’s going out of style.”

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