pixie whore


a man who possesses the qualities of a pixie (slender, pointy ears, a bounce in his step, thick eyebrows, etc) yet attracts women to such an extent that he can charge money for his accompaniment.
girl 1: i am just fed up with most of the guys i meet in bars.
girl 2: me too. and i need a date for the renaissance faire coming up.
girl 1: oh you should get yourseld a pixie wh-r-. they are amazing.
girl 2: i think i will. those pixie wh-r-s make me so hot and bothered i will be tearing his clothes off after only 2-3 hornfulls of meade.

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