pizatch for the snizatch
slang term for the birth control patch. original phrase was “patch for the sn-tch”, which was elaborated on using hip-hop slang to arrive at “pizatch for the snizatch”.
“is she on the pill dude?”
“no, but she’s got the pizatch for the snizatch!”
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