Pizza Dick
a severe chode with the circ-mference and height of a pizza
i had to roll up my pizza d-ck to fit it inside of that s-xy -ss b-tch that i was f-cking
a d-ck that is infected with numerous stds. all the different sores, warts, etc. found on the d-ck resemble the array of toppings on a pizza.
gross, you had s-x with that guy? i heard he had pizza d-ck.
a guy who seems like he wouldn’t be beyond sticking his d-ck through the bottom of a delivery pizza just to get some -ss.
man, that guy is so sketchy. he’s a total pizza d-ck.
take it easy pizza d-ck, you are scaring everyone away.
taken from the d-ck talk language. in english, pizza d-ck translates to “piece of sh-t”. taken from english, piece of sh-t turned into piece of d-ck in the d-ck talk language. when spoken, piece of d-ck sounded like “pizza d-ck”. today, in d-ck talk we say pizza d-ck which ultimately means piece of sh-t.
today i saw some dude hit a lady at a stop light from behind and then take off. what a pizza d-ck!
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