pizza poisoning


failure to accomplish something after eating pizza. usually large quant-ties of pizza is consumed. a sort of jinx brought about from eating pizza.
i can’t believe we went from 1st place to 5th place in the event after eating pizza. it must be pizza poisoning.

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