pizzotti
when one accidentally sh-ts on someone’s bed during s-xual activities.
chelsea laid a m-ssive pizzotti last night when we had s-x.
girl: “umm, what the h-ll is that stain on your sheets?”
guy: “oh sorry, that’s where my ex laid a pizzotti.”
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