PLACEMAT
the tatoo on the lower back of a female. someplace to put your drink.
bend over and let me use your placemat, baby!
the tattoo on the small of a womens back (usually tribal with a f-ckin b-tterfy).
dude, when you pull out just set your d-ck on her placemat.
most times a piece of paper with an add or coupon on it, also protects from slobs shoveling food in.
hey stevo you get the $5 roulette coupon off one of those placemats from joes diner?
rectangular pieces of cloth that are placed under your dinner plate to protect a valuable lace table cover.
joe and stevo felt like placemats as thorn drooled over his winning ticket.
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