placenta brain
confusion and short term memory loss that happens during pregnancy.
“hey placenta brain, what’s the soap doing in the fridge?”
“my wife is such a placenta brain. yesterday i caught her eating chalk. she said she needed the calcium.”
“i gave a presentation to a group of women when i was pregnant. and i forgot my name! must be the pregnancy brain.”
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