placking


inserting a china plate into the -rs- crack of your partner.
“hey tim hows spicing up the love life going”

“awesome mate, i placked that b-tch good. used 7 plates, it was super j-zzfective”

placking crew 4 lyf
v. getting around to last-minute packing, but actually doing nothing – or slacking.
sky: d-mn i really need to pack.
shan: do it.
sky: i’ll do it in the morning.

morning..
shan: what you doin’ here? aren’t you supposed to be..?
sky: ugh. placking.

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