Plan-beriod
that “period” you get after taking plan b. symptoms include light bleeding, sore b–bs, and cramps like the baby you don’t want is punching your uterus.
“hey mallory! wanna go to the club tonight?”
“no girl i can’t, i’ve got that plan-beriod.”
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