Planet Norway
blasphemous place of perpetual frost and darkness! known as earth before the return of the necrowizard! acolytes serve his unholy name! posers freeze.
all gay people and music became extinct upon the materialization of planet norway
named after the most frostbitten and grim country on this planet: norway.
on the final day of frost, the necrowizard will turn earth into planet norway.
this means that every single place on this earth will be covered with frost and ice, therefore all lukewarmness or heat will vanish from it, ultimately destroying people like chris barnes, linkin park, korn, etc.
planet norway is the only goal allowed having when serving the necrowizard as an acolyte, since having any other goals is gay, as stated by the blasphemous band -n-l c-nt.
“frown, my acolytes! frown! for planet norway shall soon overcome this lukewarm place, also known as earth!”
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