Plank Wank
the act of masturbating in a plank like pose.
you guys are distracting me from my plank w-nk.
my favorite way to m-st-rb-t- is to plank w-nk.
a term devised by skaters for there hatred of skateboarders, also see firewood.
i’m going to shove that plank w-nks tray up his -ss.
a tern used to describe a litte -ss-hole of a person ehos desided to waste his life pushing a bit oif wood round on wheels
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