planked
meaning you are completly drunk! actually off your face!:l
westside and sd were so planked last night. i found them in a bush…naked….doing it…. :/ omg! m-ssive let down :'( :l
a different way of saying “you got owned.”
ben: -gets a headshot in halo 3-
“you just got planked!”
noob who got headshotted: “hax!”
“bored,” phonetically similar to “board” (this relates to plank, a piece of plywood belonging to ed, edd, and eddy character johnny 2×4)
“there’s nothing to do around here, i’m so planked.”
ugly. specifically having an ugly face, usually with a serviceable body. from “hit in the face with a plank.”
i can’t believe i went home with mia last night. i am really ashamed because the b-tch is planked.
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