planning a premie
marrying a person because of an unplanned pregnancy that the couple chooses to keep clandestine — a miracle (yet unusually big) premature birth to be celebrated seven months later.
wedding guest #1: “can you believe that gina is marrying that loser? they have nothing in common!”
wedding guest #2: “shhh … word is that they’re planning a premie right away!”
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