Plano Princess
a woman between 28 and 48, driving an suv while talking on the cell-phone, not paying attention to where she’s going, and with at least 3 different kids names with sport stickers on her rear window. she generally doesn’t realize her husband is paying for their lifestyle with credit and they’ll be on the street if he loses his telecom job.
i’m going to be late this morning, i’m stuck behind a plano princess.
geez, you’d think every plano princess in town was at the mall today.
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