plant a tree
to f-ck or to engage in s-xual intercourse.
sheri: hey, bobby, whacha wanna do?
bobby: plant a tree b-tch!
to take a p–p; to defecate.
bob clutches his stomach. jane notices & comments, “hey, you should go plant a tree.”
you dig a whole and stick an drunk woman upside down in it. you then proceed to sh-g her guts out.
wha’ you lookin’ at? i’m just planting a tree!
hey look! 12 year old school girls! lets plant a tree!
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