Planters
the act of planning banter by doing something out of the ordinary in hopes of creating banter
“wow that shirt looks rather large on you good sir”
“oh yes, i accidentally bought a large one, and wore it for banterous purposes”
“good planter my friend”
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a company that makes honey roasted peanuts, and has a mascot like thing called mr. peanut, who features a funny top hat, cane, black sleeves, and gloves, but no suit.
go get me some planters honey roasted peanuts, now! or i’ll kill you dead!
adj: a play on words that when coupled with the word “nuts” exaggerates one’s heightened level of insanity.
“i told her i wanted to break up and she started crying and went nuts on me. i mean, she went planters nuts.”
a collision in which the full force of the impact is taken by one’s face.
an action that results in a face plant.
“mop up that barf before someone slips and takes a planter!”
someone who grows mad weed trees in their house. usually really expensive. they grow in their pools, basments, gardens, etc…
they make alot of money.
and shank people who steal their sh-t
stoner 1:im gonna steal that n-gg-s haze
stoner 2: d-mn n-gg- dont do that he shank yo -ss, he be a planter
plural noun
people who plant things, and make barely any profit whatsoever, or end up losing over $100,000 a year, while still planting things for the good of mankind.
hey, look, there are some planters, planting some food to feed us, although they are losing money by feeding people.
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