plaps

a big backside; junk in da trunk
yo, j’lo got mad plaps.
p) pr-nunciation key (p-lap) v. the act of killing in a virtual sense. “to plap”, “johnny was plapped”, “i’ll plap you”, or the more common “plap?”. often used in a derogatory sense, n|soul is no good at it.
plap?
is a swedish word and is short for pung-längre-än-p-n-s witch in english means scr-t-m-longer-then-p-n-s.
it was cold outside so my p-n-s shrank and i got pläp.
the sound that a slice of baloney makes when it’s thrown at a person.
when they threw the slice of baloney at the naked woman, it made a sound like “plap”.
a slap to the face using the pennis, done in either a playful manner or as a prank on a sleeping or inebriated friend.

the contraction of pennis and slap, derrived from the french biffle.

past participle: plapped
1.
she said it wasn’t very big so i gave her a plap.

2.
girl: whats a plap?
man: here i’ll show you.
plap
man: you’ve been plapped
to have s-x with; to f-ck.
me: bro, are you about to go plap your girl?
bro: yeah we plap every night.
verb. to plap.
the act of falling in a hilarious manner, usually involving mud or faeces. the object can fall onto their elbows, knees, or even their entire body.
abi plapped in the mud onto her elbows, and has not lived it down since.