Plaque cock
the dangerous build up of dental tatar on the p-n-s of a man. this horrific transfer can only take place when putting one’s c-ck into the oral cavity of a human lacking dental hygiene and has an enormous amount of plaque build up. the grotesque act of plaque transfer from mouth to c-ck is achieved when -j-c-l-t–n has occured and the chemical reaction of s-m-n meeting plaque bonds the c-ck to the plaque. there is often a struggle to remove the c-ck from the partners mouth as the bond occurs almost immediately after release. the c-ck is then left with a plaque ring around the nearest point of where the s-m-n has gathered in the partners mouth. plaque c-ck is very displeasing to the eye and is difficult to remove as the only known way to remove is with the use of a strong chemical agent and steal wool. bl-w j-b enthusiast beware, with dental hygiene at a all time low, plaque c-ck has reached a epidemic level. although there are no known cases of plaque c-ck being transferred from one’s c-ck to anothers mouth, it has been known to cause issues when a full plaque ring around the c-ck penetrates a womans v-g-n-. in this case it has been known to cause the females v-g-n- to smell of old roast beef and eventually cause the v-g-n- to bond together from the plaque. also known as plaque p-ssy.
tommy-“jimmy you won’t believe who gave me a mean bl-w j-b the other night!” jimmy-“who’s the lucky gal?”. tommy-“trina!” jimmy-“dude do you really think that was a wise move? she’s got really bad dental hygiene! aren’t you afraid of getting a bad case of plaque c-ck?”. jimmy-“omg! is that why she never smiles? we did it in the dark. i thought she was being kinky when my jerky went off in her mouth and then seemed to be fused to my c-ck after that!”. tommy-“you better get that checked out.” jimmy-“i’ve had this very distastful ring around my c-ck since that night!”. jimmy-“oh yeah, you’ve got the plaque c-ck alright! you’ve got the plaque c-ck.”. tommy-“sh-t man! b-tch should be keeping that grill clean. f-cking plaque c-ck!”
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